So I was thinking to myself, well fuck. That's how I usually start conversations with myself. So I said it again. Well, fuck, Players can no longer jump and shoot at the same time. It's about fucking time, fuckity fuck, it's about fucking time.
My beerbelly was swollen with pride at the news of this patch. Partly in part, to my fuckity fucking story about what do you think???..... ah, you were going to say fucking. Nope, fucking is not it. Although the story does have some fucking in it; it's not exactly about fucking. We don't want the kiddies to be fucking socially ruined. FUCK!
No, my story's about my sale of BF2 on Ebay. You remember. I hate this game. They patch every fucking thing instead of the fucking mother fuck keyboard setup. I mean, wtf, don't any of those guys change out from the fucking default setup? Wtf! Fuck!
Anyway, I decided to sell my fucking game on fucking Ebay. Yeah, I said, WTF, and just did it. I figured I'd get $20 and that's $20 more than I'd ever get if I bought this piece of shit game off of Steam. But that's a nother fucking story.
So I'm selling this fucking game on Ebay right? ANd this fucking nolife ebay scamming fuck noobface fuck fuck buys it. And guess what. Yeah, you know it. That fucker didn't pay. And I'm stuck with the sales games or lose a couple more bucks on this shit ass fucking game.
So here's the fucking story. I've been installing, uninstalling, reinstalling this fucking game & fucking right when I can't even sell this piece of shit & they're gonna fucking take me to the fucking farm for breaking the CDs into shards & buttfucking myself with the shards because fuck, WTF, I can't even get fucked without feeling the pain? These fuckers ass-raped me & left me for a dead monkey bitch on the side of the road & WHAT THE FUCK!, but I just said, calm down. hang on. And you know what? I mean do you know what?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
They came out with this patcH!
THisS PATHC & I might juust restall inagain.
Burn in hell!!!!!
They're all going to BURN IN HELL!!!!!