I have a scalded hand that was wounded by some lava-hot cheese from a jalapeno popper this evening.
I accidentally (obviously) spilled hot bacon grease down the inside of my left knee about 15-20 years ago. That hurt, too. Then I went swimming in the ocean before it healed. NOT a smart move....
On the plus side, I never did it again! ***
What the hell do you know...
I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.
Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. - GLaDOS
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? - Ripley