Steam News - HL DM Planned, DoD Source Nears

This Steam Update recaps the release of Half-Life: Blue Shift via Steam earlier this week, mentioning that a follow-up release is planned over the next week or so to provide the high definition player and weapon models that accompanied the original version of the Half-Life expansion. They also offer a screenshot of an "Angry Axis Officer" (apparently pissed that someone replaced his weapon with an entrenching tool) from the upcoming release of Day of Defeat: Source, for which there is no firm release date, just a voluntary neck in this noose: "It's difficult for us to pin the exact date down right now, but rest assured it's not far off." Meanwhile 1UP reports they've gotten word from Valve on plans to release Half-Life (1) Deathmatch via Steam as well. They say the game's graphics will not be improved much for this release, though "the lighting will look superior thanks to the addition of some HDR effects, including blooming." This is a little confusing in light of the plans to introduce HDR in the high-end Lost Coast map, but presumably this will all be cleared up along the way. The story includes a list of 11 maps to be offered, and claims they'll have further details on all this soon. Here's the map list:
    • Boot Camp
    • Bounce
    • Crossfire
    • Datacore
    • Frenzy
    • Lambda Bunker
    • Rapidcore
    • Snarkpit
    • Stalkyard
    • Subtransit
    • Undertow
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Re: Wondering...
Aug 31, 2005, 20:31
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Re: Wondering... Aug 31, 2005, 20:31
Aug 31, 2005, 20:31
 
Go ahead, but keep in mind that it takes two to phantom dick wave.

Even funnier. But I think I will refrain, as I think he gets off on that kind of stuff. So many posts about dick this and jerking off that. Better steer clear.

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
This comment was edited on Aug 31, 20:32.
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Re: Wondering...
Aug 31, 2005, 20:27
97.
Re: Wondering... Aug 31, 2005, 20:27
Aug 31, 2005, 20:27
 
Go ahead, but keep in mind that it takes two to phantom dick wave.

96.
 
Re: Wondering...
Aug 31, 2005, 19:51
96.
Re: Wondering... Aug 31, 2005, 19:51
Aug 31, 2005, 19:51
 
Any chance of getting the anti-riley script to work on Zeph too? Nobody should be subjected to this ammount of idiotic phantom dick waving.

I don't care who you are, that is the funniest thing I have read on Blues in a loooooong time. I think this thread should be closed under that tag. If you don't mind, I would like to change my sig with that quote.

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
95.
 
Re: Wondering...
Aug 31, 2005, 19:50
95.
Re: Wondering... Aug 31, 2005, 19:50
Aug 31, 2005, 19:50
 
Now instead of going to Bluesnews to click twice on the Previous 2 Days button just to see if I wrote you anything, that you are also researching my name on the internet because you are so involved with me.

I suppose that it's possible that you have xXFatmanXx written on some other webpage, but I really don't give a fuck. Coming back here to see you are still on my strings is enough for me, PUPPET!


Actually, the best part about it, is that I am under YOUR skin. You see, none of this bothers me, as I find it very amusing. You are a troll. A soul without a home. You coud personally know me and never be able to get me upset. There is nothing you could ever say that would bother me.

So the name calling, snide remarks, and BS you come up with, just proves to me that you are of sub-intelligence and have a very sorry existance. Others here see it also, I just want to see how long I can string your sorry ass out. Are you really that pathetic? Keep coming back, and you will keep getting slapped around. Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years.

On top of that, I see your anger and immarturity continues to shine through with obscenities. You need to learn to control that, but it will come with maturity, don't worry young lad.

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
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Re: Wondering...
Aug 31, 2005, 19:49
94.
Re: Wondering... Aug 31, 2005, 19:49
Aug 31, 2005, 19:49
 
Any chance of getting the anti-riley script to work on Zeph too? Nobody should be subjected to this ammount of idiotic phantom dick waving.

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Re: Wondering...
Aug 31, 2005, 19:31
93.
Re: Wondering... Aug 31, 2005, 19:31
Aug 31, 2005, 19:31
 
LOL!!!! And now I see that I've gotten under your skin, PUPPET!

Now instead of going to Bluesnews to click twice on the Previous 2 Days button just to see if I wrote you anything, that you are also researching my name on the internet because you are so involved with me.

I suppose that it's possible that you have xXFatmanXx written on some other webpage, but I really don't give a fuck. Coming back here to see you are still on my strings is enough for me, PUPPET!

92.
 
Re: Wondering...
Aug 31, 2005, 17:23
nin
92.
Re: Wondering... Aug 31, 2005, 17:23
Aug 31, 2005, 17:23
nin
 
I see others think highly of you!


Ask him about Grandpa John and if he's raped any young girls lately...



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GW: Nilaar Madalla, lvl 20 R/Mo / Xylos Gath, lvl 10 W/Mo

Don't look at me that way. It was An Honest Mistake. http://www.thebravery.com/
91.
 
Re: *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
Aug 31, 2005, 17:11
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Re: *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* Aug 31, 2005, 17:11
Aug 31, 2005, 17:11
 
You do realize that you lack creativity. My post was highly imaginative.

Anyway, thanks for the Tom Cruise comment. I know that you meant it as an insult, but alot of people tell me I look a lot like him and I'll just take it as a compliment instead.

During this whole thread, I've made you my personal puppet. I've come here whenever I wanted to come here & noticed another 1 or 2 comments. I suspect that I could come here after this comment and perhaps I will just to see if the strings are still attached and you once again have to hit the "Previous 2 days" button again; not once but twice just to see what I've written about you. I am the master & you are the puppet on strings. So I have just one thing to say about all of this to you, PUPPET, I am right, and you don't know what you are talking about.

Ok, Zeph, I hope you realize that by continuing this piss match, you are actually spreading your embarrassment all over bluesnews like whore spreads herpies. Talking about how he is your puppet. Pulling strings and all this junk, get real! All you are is pissed off that Bat is out-witting you, you get all frustrated and start swinging haymakers all over hoping to connect, when in reality your not. You are simply hitting thin air.
For the record, I am not flaming you, nor taking ANY sides, I am just trying to relay the information to you that you are making your posts seem more and more desperate for a score from the judges, but the judges are just laughing at you every time you turn around to go into the next match.
I would strongly suggest that you just wait till that next money shot, and just stay down for the count. Either that, or if anyone on here knows Zeph personally, please thrown in the towel or else he's going to end up like Ken Shamrock after Tito Ortiz was done with him.

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Wondering...
Aug 31, 2005, 17:06
90.
Wondering... Aug 31, 2005, 17:06
Aug 31, 2005, 17:06
 
Since you attack my handle, can I assume this is your guestbook - I mean, a person of your intelligence MUST be original in every context. I am not even going to link to the picture of you (if that is you) that is listed on a link on that guestbook.

http://www.pbase.com/zephalephelah/guestbook

I see others think highly of you!
/sarcasm off.

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
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Re: *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
Aug 31, 2005, 16:36
89.
Re: *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* Aug 31, 2005, 16:36
Aug 31, 2005, 16:36
 
During this whole thread, I've made you my personal puppet. I've come here whenever I wanted to come here & noticed another 1 or 2 comments. I suspect that I could come here after this comment and perhaps I will just to see if the strings are still attached and you once again have to hit the "Previous 2 days" button again; not once but twice just to see what I've written about you. I am the master & you are the puppet on strings. So I have just one thing to say about all of this to you, PUPPET, I am right, and you don't know what you are talking about.

teeeheheh funny little boy with his funny little comments. So cute.

Who's the puppet? You actually agree that you are an ignorant ass? That is awesome. I keep coming back to see if you will continue to allow me to mop the floor with your face.

And your comment was SO CREATIVE that it was removed for vulgar language. I am not aware of one professor or author that would consider what you wrote as "creative". Juvenile....yes....creative.....no.

4 out of your last 10 posts were removed. Is this were you surpass me in intelligence? Your creativity surpasses everything all expect of a 10 year old!

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
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Re: *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
Aug 31, 2005, 16:31
88.
Re: *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* Aug 31, 2005, 16:31
Aug 31, 2005, 16:31
 
You do realize that you lack creativity. My post was highly imaginative.

Anyway, thanks for the Tom Cruise comment. I know that you meant it as an insult, but alot of people tell me I look a lot like him and I'll just take it as a compliment instead.

During this whole thread, I've made you my personal puppet. I've come here whenever I wanted to come here & noticed another 1 or 2 comments. I suspect that I could come here after this comment and perhaps I will just to see if the strings are still attached and you once again have to hit the "Previous 2 days" button again; not once but twice just to see what I've written about you. I am the master & you are the puppet on strings. So I have just one thing to say about all of this to you, PUPPET, I am right, and you don't know what you are talking about.

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*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
Aug 31, 2005, 09:46
87.
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes* Aug 31, 2005, 09:46
Aug 31, 2005, 09:46
 
Zephalephelah,

Have you taken any interpersonal communication or public speaking courses? It would be hilarious to see you try and debate something, I can just imagine you act like Tom Cruise with the typical uninformed ignorant response of, "I am right, and you don't know what you are talking about."

/edit: RE: Post #84 - In the words of StrongBad...... "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DELETED!"

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
This comment was edited on Aug 31, 10:02.
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Re: No subject
Aug 31, 2005, 09:36
86.
Re: No subject Aug 31, 2005, 09:36
Aug 31, 2005, 09:36
 
They read it, and we all agree that you are highly immature and most likely a juvenile delinquent.

It is cool that the internet gave every person in the world a voice, but it is times like this when it should be regulated, so the voice isn't a 10-year old on mommy's computer.

Does she know you are using that kind of language?

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
85.
 
Re: No subject
Aug 31, 2005, 08:28
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Re: No subject Aug 31, 2005, 08:28
Aug 31, 2005, 08:28
 
If you’ve just joined this thread, ladies and gentlemen, here’s what happened so far in the Battle of the Middleweights:

XXBatmanXx (hereinafter “Bat”) – dissed Valve

Zephalephela (hereinafter “Zep”) says something so very naughty it’s REMOVED by Blue (hereinafter “SSSVNIWR”)

Bat dissects and refutes a post by Zep, concluding with a three-paragraph personal attack.

Zep SSSVNIWR

Bat responds to the Zep post, which apparently shared certain biographical information, with 6 paragraphs of personal attacks.

Zep succinctly notes that all that needs to be said is that his opponent named himself Batman.

Bat says something but changes his mind and edits it out, noting he was taking the high road by simply laughing at Zep’s post.

Zep concludes the absence of Bat’s signature on his last post is proof the latter is now embarrassed by his name, and calls him a different name.

Bat posts to show his signature is still there.

Zep refers Bat to his penultimate post, and insults Bat’s intelligence.

Bat explains the previous absence of his signature and adds a few sarcastic insults.

Zep insults Bat’s intelligence.

Bat insults Zep and indicates their debate is being shared with his coworkers, adding a dig about Zep’s resume.

Zep SSSVNIWR


Who’s winning so far? This is a hard one to call, but most judges give the match to Bat at this point, for maintaining the offensive and making Zep repeatedly lose his cool. Still, Bat’s lost a lot of points for low blows and cheap shots. Also, Zep could get more points for his remarkably vile epithets if he could only keep them from being censored. So stay tuned! This match is still wide open!

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Re: No subject
Aug 31, 2005, 06:30
84.
Re: No subject Aug 31, 2005, 06:30
Aug 31, 2005, 06:30
 
* REMOVED *
This comment was deleted on Aug 31, 11:12.
83.
 
Re: Fine...I read the damn thing.
Aug 31, 2005, 01:10
83.
Re: Fine...I read the damn thing. Aug 31, 2005, 01:10
Aug 31, 2005, 01:10
 
Dude WTF is with that freerepublic site my head hurts and im dumber now. thanks alot clown. Blue should ban you.

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Re: No subject
Aug 30, 2005, 23:23
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Re: No subject Aug 30, 2005, 23:23
Aug 30, 2005, 23:23
 
The funniest thing is that you actually think you are intelligent at all. BATMAN.

LOL!


Your immaturity and pathetic posts make me laugh.
Please continue.
All of my co-workers are getting a good rise out of it also.
Albeit it is not MICROSOFT, but still, we are having a good time.

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
81.
 
Re: No subject
Aug 30, 2005, 23:21
81.
Re: No subject Aug 30, 2005, 23:21
Aug 30, 2005, 23:21
 
The funniest thing is that you actually think you are intelligent at all. BATMAN.

LOL!

80.
 
Re: No subject
Aug 30, 2005, 22:32
80.
Re: No subject Aug 30, 2005, 22:32
Aug 30, 2005, 22:32
 
See post 74 idiot. Man, you're stupid!

Probably cause I edited it and did a CTRL-A - which is select all, but you probably knew that since you used to work at Microsoft - and then hit DEL - which is delete.

I see you are so highly more intelligent than I am. Is it those with higher IQ that resort to name calling. I must have over estimated your age, you must still be in elem.

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
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Re: No subject
Aug 30, 2005, 21:02
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Re: No subject Aug 30, 2005, 21:02
Aug 30, 2005, 21:02
 
See post 74 idiot. Man, you're stupid!

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