Just solve the puzzles and enjoy yourselves for goodness sakes.
These puzzles aren't fun! They need to be patched!
Find the first LegionPharma post here. Within minutes we all saw the puzzle and knew what it was. But we were all too lazy to bother counting out 66 letters on a screen.
Counting isn't fun. Counting letters in paragraphs is less fun. Counting them on a monitor is less fun still.
All that for ELEXISISBACK? Nope, not possible to enjoy that time, or even get it back.
If your "teaser" site is full of half-hearted, dull puzzles with no payoff, it isn't worth the time for you or your fans.