incase all else fails, you will be able to find it on alt.binaries.games
faster and no friggen ads
After playing a couple rounds, I noticed that it gives you options to set your controls for helicopters, boats, yet none that i can see are in the game. Also I noticed it takes a lot of ammo to kill someone. So be prepared.
"I fart in your general direction!"
"Error no keyboard. Press F1 to continue"