Dungeon Lords Patch

The first patch is now available for Dungeon Lords, updating Heuristic Parks' RPG to version 1.1. The update offers new features, tweaks, and bug fixes. The 12 MB download is available along with a change list on this download page.
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May 11, 2005, 22:21
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May 11, 2005, 22:21
 
Hmmm, sounds like one of those games that some consider the best part to be the uninstaller.

Which brings back an OldManMurray moment:

http://www.oldmanmurray.com/longreviews/62.html

"We'd like to thank whoever programmed the Blaze and Blade uninstaller, because it works, and we'd also like to publicly apologize to Mortyr: We're sorry, baby. We don't know what we were thinking. When we said playing you was like swallowing a Dixie cup full of fishhooks, we had yet to experience Blaze and Blade...

We would come up with 10 good points about Blaze & Blade in our review. So here we go:

The previously mentioned uninstaller is one. Nice job on that. On the opposite end, the install was the quickest we've seen in a game this year. The entire process took under a minute, which provided us the opportunity to quickly jump into the excellent uninstalling phase. The game takes up very little disk space; weighing in at only 4.3 mb. It's small enough that you could potentially just leave it on your system and keep it running when you're not home to scare away burglars. Though you'll probably want to uninstall it at least once just for the simple pleasure of it."

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May 11, 2005, 12:24
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May 11, 2005, 12:24
 
The game has spawned one of the most amusing flames for the development team I've seen in some time, though:

http://support.typhoongames.com/board/forum_posts.asp?TID=1511

/ROFLMAO
Yes... VERY amusing, indeed!


Get your games from GOG DAMMIT!
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May 11, 2005, 05:32
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May 11, 2005, 05:32
 
took my 5 hours to understand that this game was released so ppl could install and uninstall it.

should have start selling it "when it's done" >:(

crap
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May 11, 2005, 04:27
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May 11, 2005, 04:27
 
After playing the demo (and reading the comments of the devs regarding improvements), I was fairly optimistic that this could be a fun (albeit very light) RPG.
I guess I was wrong. I also guess software like this is one of the very reasons why many people prefer to download it via BitTorrent instead of buying it.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to say that software piracy is always justified, but with such a unfinished game it is no wonder that so many people do it.

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May 11, 2005, 03:54
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May 11, 2005, 03:54
 
Is this the patch that makes the game fun?

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May 11, 2005, 02:27
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May 11, 2005, 02:27
 
oh yeh man - this is an awesome game!!!

moron

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Re: Give up
May 11, 2005, 02:18
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Re: Give up May 11, 2005, 02:18
May 11, 2005, 02:18
 
I guess you bought and played it, then queried the sales figures on a website. Can you post the site where you got your sales info from? Or, is it just your dumbshit opinion? I vote the latter. All you needed to do was add in a First! and you would have won the troll award for the night. Only one review out and it got a 78, and the review was mostly positive.

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Flamed to a crisp
May 11, 2005, 02:15
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Flamed to a crisp May 11, 2005, 02:15
May 11, 2005, 02:15
 
The game has spawned one of the most amusing flames for the development team I've seen in some time, though:

http://support.typhoongames.com/board/forum_posts.asp?TID=1511

One choice extract: If the designers were any more stupid, they'd live in a ceramic pot and get watered twice a day

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Re: Give up
May 11, 2005, 02:00
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Re: Give up May 11, 2005, 02:00
May 11, 2005, 02:00
 
i dunno, i was playing the demo and my housemate came in and said he thought it looked alright.
i on the other hand promptly alt-f4'd and deleted it.

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Give up
May 11, 2005, 01:15
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Give up May 11, 2005, 01:15
May 11, 2005, 01:15
 
Give up. The game is doomed, it's just not good. And nobody is buying it.

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