"The weapons are all hood ornaments from cars of the fifties. They are painted with hot rod flames, and your ammo is junk food."
"Junk food, initially the first level is all about our walk with Christ and "devotions", also known as Quiet Time. Usually you do this in the morning with coffee and a doughnut (thus junkfood becomes health and ammo.)"
" In the last level your goal is to become seated on the throne with Christ (that is to share his reign)."
It is a well known fact car hood ornaments are phallic symbols. Why, would somenone make a game using phallic symbols as weapons? Unless they wanted to spooge on everyone which does not sound very christian.
Share his reign?, is not that what got the Devil in trouble?
Maybe you should of used another weapon idea, "Cellphones are also "cultural ornaments", particularly among men who see them as pocket phallic symbols - a hand-held sports car, so to speak."
Kill with the cellphone then call God after.
Would not a real good christian game have your hero using Jesus Power? Basically as you solve the game you get more and more powers, power to turn undead, to walk on water, to turn water into wine, make food, fly, power "word" of God.
Maybe you get a sword and a shield or the sword is a magical beam of energy used to "do good", and the shield is a aura "of protection". And you solve quests and serve as a disciple, some such and learn about the bible and book of revelation at same time.
Maybe a servant of god, getting a second chance, earning his way into heaven, bla bla, or just a designated "chosen one".
This comment was edited on Feb 6, 14:42.