I wonder if this will be a feature:
"So you're not a gangster in real life, so what? Our technology will translate your writing into gangster language, here is an example:
-Hello, my name is John, I will shoot you today.
Translation: Yo, tha name yo, is teh big J from the hood!!!11! big J from the hood iz gonna bust teh cap in yo ass right! RESPECT!
When you first start out, this translation will be a bit rough, and maybe not realistic enough. But as you level up, we will have better and better translations waiting for you. We're cooperating with names like Flava Flav, Jam Master Jay and other big rap artists to make the language as realistic as possible. And who knows, maybe there will be a surprise guest!