Bah!
Just last night my friend and I decided to see how FarCry Co-Op is these days. Trouble is, it's been so longs since either of us has fired the game up in multiplayer, that we'd entirely forgotten about all that "log in to UBI.COM" bullshit, and consequently neither one of us could remember the exact details of our usernames or passwords..
Eventually the game decided that we were clearly l337 h4Xx0rating into our precious UBI.com privilege-of-multiplayer-allowing accounts and locked us both out for "exceeding our maximum allowed log-in attempts" or some such bullshit. We try again fifteen-minutes later, and it just tells both of us the same thing.
FUCKING GODDAMN UBI!! I bellow, and that's the last I'll be seeing of that game.
My friend, meanwhile, decides to create a new account.. works ok, until he's asked to enter his CD key, at which point the l337 h4Xx0rator-detectors at UBI.com go off, and they inform him that his CD key has now been locked due to multiple access violation (or some such bullshit)..
Very nice.. and people say this game's multiplayer is dead?
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MeatFarts
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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.