The whore that is professional sports is lying with its legs spread for any and all takers, as long as the price is right. It should have been obvious to anyone who's bought a ticket to a game at the American Airlines Center or Lincoln Financial Field that this was inevitable and imminent. EA just happened to be the first to seize on the opportunity.
And as an old whore, we must try to dose her with mercury-pills and clean her out from top to bottom! She has become so ultra-fucked by filthy pricks.
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"I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole."
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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.