What kind of hat is it, because theoretically you could be wearing a piece of lettuce and referring to it as your hat. And as such, if you were to eat it, I would not be very ammused.
Haha...fair enough. I am wearing a 100% cotton Chicago Cubs 2003 Division Champions hat. Trust me, it does not look tasty and it would
be quite amusing to watch me eat it. And I stand by my previous statement.