The Halsy Times
Bush regime responsible for extra hurricanes in Florida in attempt to disenfranchise the vote. Secret leaked memos detail how Halliburton conspired with sleeper spies in the NOAA to divert four Hurricanes this year to Florida and another memo directly implicates Dick Cheney in the Mount St. Helens eruption back in 1980.
It has been reported that John Edwards has already put together a Class Action Lawsuit against all nationwide weather stations, the entire Bush Administration & the GOP and anyone that ever voted Republican. Sources say Edwards will ask for reparations for anyone that has ever had to cancel anything due to rain or snow; cancellation dates are valid from 1776 to the closing of the polls on Election Day, 2004.
Liberalism generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.