Another Half-Life 2 Gold Rumor

Rumor Control: Half-Life 2 gold (for real) and the PStwo ships early on GameSpot has the latest results from their Magic 8-Ball, as another site rushes to announce that Half-Life 2 is gold. This time the report is based on an "informed source." If the game is indeed gold, the plan is apparently to trickle the news out via word of mouth.
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Gabe - "Good evening gentelmen and welcome to Valve's Evil Layer. As you know I have assembeled you, the most highly skilled evil game developers, to stop our nemesis Vac's Powers."

George Broussard - "They're always after me lucky charms!"

Gabe - "No George, no one's after your Duke Nukem anymore."

George Broussard - "No it's true they ARE after me lu..."

Carmack - "Oh pipe down you fat wanker!"

Gabe - "Thank you."

Carmack - "I was talking to you."

Dr. Smart - "I don't know why all you PISS HEADS are flapping your WORTHLESS gums for. I can take care of this JERK WAD Vacs EASILY with my SUPERIOR intellect. Just give me some DAMN funding and I will CREATE a simulation so REAL Vacs will not be able to tell REALITY from my simulator's VIRTUAL REALITY."

Gabe- "Excellent, how soon can you have that ready?"

Dr. Smart - "SHUT UP! Do NOT address me DIRECTLY! Anwyays I can have it ready in 5 years, expect many DELAYS! And the graphics will look like THIS!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/Drayth/screen-1.jpg

Carmack - *snicker*

Dr. Smart - "How DARE you criticise my abilities! I ban you from this conference room!!"

Carmack - *looks around the room then back at Smart*

Dr. Smart - "You creater of worthless mindless games that have an elegant and streamlined control scheme for worthless IDTIOTS who can't dedicate their lives to learning a REAL game!"

Gabe - "Quite this pointless bickering!"

Rockstar Evil PR Guy - "KILL ALL THE FANBOYS!"

Gabe - "No! We need them to buy our games! We're only looking to take out Vacs Powers who knows all about our evil plans!"

Evil McGee - "I know! I'll create a dark twisted version of...... hmmm.... Huckleberry Finn! And when Vacs shows up to buy it, because everyone LOVES me and any game I make, we nab him!" *Big Gleaming Smile*

The Spectre - "Great plan! All we need to do now is make sure there's an X-Box port, so lets dumn down the controls by..." *busts out calculator*, "83% and make all the levels the size of a telephone booth and we'll be raking in cash!!"

Evil McGee - "No evil bastard don't touch my IP!!"

The Spectre - "It's public domain you idiot! It's always public domain with you!!'

Gabe - "SILENCE!! You've made Mr. Barneysworth angry, and when Mr. Barneysworth gets angry people di.."

*Door at back of room explodes open!*

Dr. Smart - "Oh NO!!"

Evil McGee - "It's!"

George Broussard - *Tries to Swallow Doughnut*

Carmack - "MONOLITH ACTION RANGER FORCE!"

The Spectre - "NO!!!!"

MONOLITH ACTION RANGER FORCE - "DIE EVIL DEVELOPERS!!!"

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