My faves were these:
"The Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled approximately 2.5 billion miles since the announcement of Duke Nukem Forever."
"The rovers Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars within the timeframe of Duke Nukem Forever's development."
In late breaking news.... the general populace is fairly confident of Armadillo Aerospace also landing on mars, building a base, and allowing id software to develop their next installment of DooM at this base...... before DNF is released.....
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