Play Time: | Motherload. Thanks Tannon. |
Stories of the Day: |
Hot
Wheels. 'Bogus' film credits under attack. Bratz Topples Barbie in Battle of the Dolls. |
Science!: |
Anyone for Collagen Soup? Killer flu recreated in the lab. Device translates spoken Japanese and English. |
Follow-ups: |
'Team America' cuts puppet sex. 'No experiments' for SpaceShipOne. Budding space tourism industry faces regulations hurdle. |
Thanks Mike Martinez. |
It's my freaking birthdayHappy birthday, Bronco! May you go gracefully into your twilight years.
It's my freaking birthday - I can't watch these two pschycos anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
As far as I'm concerned I only have 2 years left anyway. Ever since I can remember, I always though my 38th birthday would be a life defining moment for me. Now, that's not to say I know I'm gonna' die then, but something big will happen and I can't imagine anything bigger than the big exit.Is that alcohol I smell on your breath, sir?
In which case I want to be cremated and have Ravel's Bolero played at my funeral as everyone gets subtly smashed drinking cognac.
... you folks figured out who you're voting for yet?
It's my freaking birthday - I can't watch these two pschycos anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
So, is 35 old? I'm thinking yes.
Doesn't seem that absurd to me, particularly given the safety features that are standard. Show me a $14k car with traction control, anti-lock brakes, and electronic braking assist standard.
I'm thinking Evil Genius + whiskey will do wonders for my cold today.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SYSTEM SHOCK III!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!