One day I was handcuffed to a chair & had toothpicks in my eyelids and a vice on my head. They forced me to watch a PeeWee Herman movie. He would say, "I know you are but what am I?" as an insult comeback. It was lame, limp, and useless, just like your pathetic, uncreative comebacks. Now go buy that cookie with some of your allowance you get for the... dealie thing you do with your dad, and send it on out to me.
Oh yeah, I hear that your dad would have given you allowance just because, like most other kids, but you really liked it this way so he felt obliged to continue letting you in...
You are a real sicko. Oh and please leave your sister alone. She's way the fuck too young for that shit.