LIMITED USE SOFTWARE LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR DAIKATANA IIThis Limited Use Software License Agreement for Daikatana II (this "Agreement") is a legal agreement between you, the end-user, and Ion Storm Software, Inc. ("Ion Storm").
BY CONTINUING THE DOWNLOAD OR INSTALLATION OF THIS GAME PROGRAM ENTITLED DAIKATANA II (THE "SOFTWARE"), BY LOADING OR RUNNING THE SOFTWARE, OR BY PLACING OR COPYING THE SOFTWARE ONTO YOUR COMPUTER HARD DRIVE, COMPUTER RAM, OR OTHER STORAGE, YOU ARE AGREEING TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS AGREEMENT. OH AND BTW THE JOKE IS ON YOU. WE KNOW YOU DON'T READ THESE DAMN THINGS ANYWAY. YOU EITHER SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OR JUST HIT "I ACCEPT" LIKE THE SHEEP THAT YOU ARE BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE'S EYES GLAZE OVER WHEN CONFRONTED WITH LARGE BLOCKS OF LEGAL JARGON TYPED ALL IN UPPERCASE. HELL, WE CAN USE YOUR LEET ASS BOX FOR A PORN SERVER IF WE WANTED! HA, HA AND HA.
1. SUCK IT DOWN
By accepting this agreement, you are allowing permission of yourself (THE "BITCH") to be manhandled by John Romero (THE "MAN") in any way he sees fit. This may include:
a) being pimpslapped,
b) being punched in the nutsack,
c) emptying your wallet and forking over your money to us, along with all your bank account information (THE "BLING") and your social security number.
Thank you for purchasing Daikatana II!
Do you accept this agreement?
[] YES
[] NO
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