I knew a guy once, name of Richard Head. Ouch.
Principal Skinner: "It's already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo, and the Ne-Ne, and it has nasty plans for the Booby, the Titmouse, the Woodcock, and the Titpecker."
Chalmers: Laugh it up, you punks, 'cause you and Jan Murray
here just cost our town the Olympics.
Bart: Hey, Chalmers, where are you from?
Chalmers: Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at lake Titicaca.
"We only came to kick some ass. Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass."
- Tenacious D
"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
- Stephen Colbert