Well,
Being a Viking from the North and everything, I still think it's prudent for every Cat to have a Viking Cat Door!
Yes! That's right. A true way for your Cat to travel from Valhallha and the nether reagions outdoors without undoe drafts! I didn't mean drahpgts of beer of course, just those a cursed ungodldy cat drafts. Quit going outside Cat!
Okay. I meant, Go Ahead Young Cat Viking Goddess or Whatever, but shut the ghastly Door! Please!
And after your Not Alive And I join you in The Halls of Vallhalllhah and all that, just can we not get a cat love, pulease?
Yes! Yes! Yes you Cat. I mean Can! For a few mere drachmas, a cat door can be yours. It only takes a few minutes talking to our wingliess druids and all can be yours.
Our Cat doors are both Impervious to Gods and cats too! Well, I mean the Cat's can come in and go out and come in and go out and scrunch up your leg and beg for forgivness and all that but they let the drafts go. And the Gods too!
I mead the draghst flow, I meant the beer. Darnit! I meant the cat's don't piss you off so much when you're a bicycling. I meant a Viking, DAMN itr. Arrrg. Billy. Where's my fart.
I meant flufff. I meant. Where's the freaking cat. AAAAHHHHHHHrrrrg.
Arnyhows, when the cat darse whislte, the Gods won't come, so there's no daft ferkrs in de house no more, it's great. The Gadt Dour 2000, only for catdz. I mean cats. Buiy wun nuw.
Am I in trouble yet?
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