Out of the Blue [Sep 13, 2004, 03:18 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
Okay, well, the Giants game worked out about as well as could have been
expected... could be a long season for big blue fans, and a short one for big
blue QBs with that offensive rebuilt offensive line. Oh well, the Eagles have us
outclassed at this point, and at least the kid got his feet wet without getting
killed, so I'll just consider it a building block.
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Personal Experience: A friend and I were driving down a pseudo-freeway (70km/h limit (45 mph for imperially inclined)), over which a pedestrian bridge spanned. Some guy on a bicycle (against the law on a pedestrian bridge) crashed into a pedestrian on the bridge, and himself fell off of the bridge onto the shoulder of the sort-of freeway. While getting himself up, we hit him on the hand with the mirror. Net result? Colliding with a Pedestrian ticket, many demerits, huge insurance premium rise, and a civil suit added in for fun - by the law-breaking cyclist. Sure his hand was shattered utterly, but surely justice isn't served when a moron breaking the law falls off of a bridge due to his own stupidity (while colliding with a pedestrian himself, and yes he got the ticket too with no demerits however), gets hit by a car, and successfully sues the guy in the car who happened to be in the wrong place in the wrong time.
Guess you shouldn't have stopped with JUST his hand.
Aim for the head (specifically his mouth) next time, will you?Sorry to hear that, but couldn't resist, either.
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