Out of the Blue [Sep 13, 2004, 03:18 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
Okay, well, the Giants game worked out about as well as could have been
expected... could be a long season for big blue fans, and a short one for big
blue QBs with that offensive rebuilt offensive line. Oh well, the Eagles have us
outclassed at this point, and at least the kid got his feet wet without getting
killed, so I'll just consider it a building block.
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xx = some guy who has chased the proverbial ho and perhaps continues the pursuit. Refer to such songs as "Let a Ho be a Ho" by the geto boys for hoducation on the topic. Basically, if you boil it down in some other medium than the ho-juice you've been drinking, you'll discover this basic woman-formula:
Be honest with yourself and you win.
Basically, if you are not honest yourself in your pursuit of women (or anything), ie. you are not inputting honesty in to the "Magic System", you will not get honest results from the "Magic System". In xx's supposed case, I imagine a scenario wherein xx flexes his nuts in ways not to be discussed, but which are not in line with his natural mode of operation. He seems dissatisfied by the ilk of women he is attracting with these nut-flexations - nut-flexations which the ho's moronometer is perfectly tuned to detect. Of course, the ho is unhappy (dishonesty into the "Magic System" = dishonesty out), and the xx is unhappy - for the same reason.
I suspect if xx were to utilize his natural-instinct instead of his high-school-homie-nut-flexation-behavior he would notice that the ilk of the ho would not be attracted, as the moronometer is by nature set to moron.
Seriously, just learn who you are, what you want, what makes you tick, and live that absolutely. A (or many many as is usually the case) woman (or women) more suited to what seems to be your preferences will present herself to you, and likely throw herself at your feet. If you present a package which is not who you are, you cannot expect some woman to psychicly infer what your actual intentions/desires are. Put on a show, and you will attract the audience who wants to see the show - not the audience you secretly hope will be watching.
Vote for Bush and find out
Be honest with yourself and you win.
Basically, if you are not honest yourself in your pursuit of women (or anything), ie. you are not inputting honesty in to the "Magic System", you will not get honest results from the "Magic System". In xx's supposed case, I imagine a scenario wherein xx flexes his nuts in ways not to be discussed, but which are not in line with his natural mode of operation. He seems dissatisfied by the ilk of women he is attracting with these nut-flexations - nut-flexations which the ho's moronometer is perfectly tuned to detect. Of course, the ho is unhappy (dishonesty into the "Magic System" = dishonesty out), and the xx is unhappy - for the same reason.
I suspect if xx were to utilize his natural-instinct instead of his high-school-homie-nut-flexation-behavior he would notice that the ilk of the ho would not be attracted, as the moronometer is by nature set to moron.
Seriously, just learn who you are, what you want, what makes you tick, and live that absolutely. A (or many many as is usually the case) woman (or women) more suited to what seems to be your preferences will present herself to you, and likely throw herself at your feet. If you present a package which is not who you are, you cannot expect some woman to psychicly infer what your actual intentions/desires are. Put on a show, and you will attract the audience who wants to see the show - not the audience you secretly hope will be watching.
Vote for Bush and find out
STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, GET OUT OF THAT BED AND GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR, GET OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE: GET DOWN ON THE CEMENT, I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE NUDE, GET DOWN ON THE CEMENT, I DON'T CARE IF ITS FREEZING! WHERES THE DRUGS, WE KNOW YOU GOT THE DRU
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