Do not say, or do anything stupid

Easier said than done, with the "logic" sometimes used to define stupid. No flames, please.

And all bets are off while they are pregnant.


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The new Quake-43 game blows my mind. It is even better than Super Turbo Turkey Puncher.
Doom 3

Do not say, or do anything stupid

Well, if that were true, I don't think there would be a human race. They have to lower their standards at some point. That's when I cash in.. oooooh yaaaa! (said as Quagmire of course).

Extreme groping...
That sounds like a fun sport, when is that going to be in the Olympics?

Potential US participants:

Kobe Bryant
Bill Clinton

Team Mascot:
Arnie (during his lifting/early movie years) - like most of what he's doing as our Gov, though.

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The new Quake-43 game blows my mind. It is even better than Super Turbo Turkey Puncher.
Doom 3

And, of course this is all 100% accurate as I have completely figured out women.
HAH!

Now we KNOW you're lying..

Actually, while all women are different, I have discovered a universal rule for women that will guarantee you success in a relationship.

Yes, I know this is very daring of me to say this, but any woman will back me up on this (just ask them). I shall share this amazing, life changing and 100% guaranteed to work “tip/rule”.

Do not say, or do anything stupid



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That’s a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know the French they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.

yet not designed for surfing, cliff diving, extreme groping and other high-impact activities.

Keep that in mind ladies...

Extreme groping...
That sounds like a fun sport, when is that going to be in the Olympics?

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Enahs
That’s a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know the French they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.

And, of course this is all 100% accurate as I have completely figured out women.

HAH!

Now we KNOW you're lying....


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* Warhawk *
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The new Quake-43 game blows my mind. It is even better than Super Turbo Turkey Puncher.
Doom 3

yet not designed for surfing, cliff diving, extreme groping and other high-impact activities.

Keep that in mind ladies...

It's the worst kind of false advertising that can only result in disappointment.

Ah see, these women (who would purchase such inserts) just want the attention, they aren't looking to score like a guy would be. Women like to get attention from guys and they will exploit it all they can without giving anything up. They compete amongst themselves for the attention. It makes them feel important. Of course, when the guy giving the attention finally gives up and moves on they get upset. It's the whole "I don't want him, but I want him to want me" complex. That's why I see so many girls on my campus spend 1.5 hours getting ready (this is my estimation based on the complexity of outfit, hair, and make-up being flaunted) in the morning just to go attend a lecture. Not that I mind because I like the view

And, of course this is all 100% accurate as I have completely figured out women.

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Oh man and I thought it was a world conspiracy. I was not aware that you could submit links to reviews/previews/whatever in german/english/spanish/korean/chinese etc

I think driving would be safer if the "test" to take to get a drivers license was not so damn lame a retard could pass it. I am serious too, I know someone who is legally considered retarded and they have a drivers license. Nothing against retards, but I am against people that have the ability to learn, reason and think and don’t use it.

I also think someone should devise some formula directly related to height of the person relative to the size/weight of a vehicle they are allowed to drive; fuck your liberties when you are harming other people.

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Speaking of cars, I have really been considering selling mine, using that money to buy some import with a 7-10 year warranty that gets good gas mileage, and using the extra to buy a motorcycle or two. I have a friend who has about10 motorcycles and 20 cars/trucks (he rebuilds them and sells them, so he also has amassed nice collection of his own, nothing rare or expensive but still nice). Whenever I am hanging out with him and we go riding his bikes, its just soo god damn fun.


Really considering it..


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That’s a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know the French they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.
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Agreed. They could get rich on red-light runners alone. I wish they'd install those cameras everywhere. Running a light (or rolling through a sign) isn't worth anyone's life.

Not that it would save many lives, but I'd also like to see those cameras modified to catch people who enter an intersection with no hope of clearing it.

Those people clearly aren't paying enough attention to what's going on around them, and I swear 90% of all urban traffic congestion has to be caused by some asshole rolling his enormous SUV into the middle of an intersection, and then getting stuck there because the next set of lights has now gone red..

If you can't go right through an intersection, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN IT??!?!?!?!!

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"... this has ALL been done before, better and by people who are slightly more competent than a pack of one eyed gerbils on acid."

Not to mention ripping through red-light right hand turns - again without paying any heed to pedestrians on the crosswalk.

Yeah, red light/stop sign runners are the worst. Don't get me wrong, drivers aren't the greatest anywhere, but a lot of the accidents are not the drivers' fault.

If police would actually ticket these people rather than hide in the bushes, looking to nab cars doing 35 in a 30 (on a road that should be 40), it would be less of an issue.

Agreed. They could get rich on red-light runners alone. I wish they'd install those cameras everywhere. Running a light (or rolling through a sign) isn't worth anyone's life.

About 6 months ago I was following a drill rig to a job site and a woman rolled through a light and hit the rig in front of me. Luckily she saw it at the last second and just swiped the rig instead of getting T-boned by it. God, what an idiot. How do you not see a FREAKING DRILL RIG rolling in your direction when you come to a cross street?!?!?

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The new Quake-43 game blows my mind. It is even better than Super Turbo Turkey Puncher.
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It's the worst kind of false advertising that can only result in disappointment.

Agreed. Plus, who wants to be with a chick who is so insecure about herself that she needs to fake her boob size like that? I feel the same way about implants, too. I'd rather have a woman with a natural B cup than one with a fake D, any day of the week.

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I've never understood the idea behind these sorts of things. It's the worst kind of false advertising that can only result in disappointment.

It's the old "bait-and-switch" idea.

I think you should be able to sue her for the cost of the drinks/dinner/movie or theater tickets/etc you bought her if she's wearing something like these.


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The new Quake-43 game blows my mind. It is even better than Super Turbo Turkey Puncher.
Doom 3

915 meters on the first try (on a 0-2 count).

Turning right on a red gets you a ticket here in NYC. A friend of mine learned that the hard way, less than 20 minutes after arriving from North Carolina.

The last line of that Product Description is comedy gold!

Did you notice that they weigh four pounds each!

Whoa....

I've never understood the idea behind these sorts of things. It's the worst kind of false advertising that can only result in disappointment.

-TPFKAS2S
http://www.braglio.com

http://www.shamings.com

In most of the instances I've heard/read about recently, the vast majority of the accidents were caused by the pedestrians/bicyclists. A lot of kids/young "adults" these days have absolutely no respect for traffic laws (jaywalking in heavy traffic, walking on red lights, riding their bikes irresponsibly, etc.).

This is true, but the motorists are just as bad, if not worse. At least in my neck of the woods, where they completely straddle the sidewalk as they exit parking lots into traffic and pay no mind whatsoever to anyone walking on it. Not to mention ripping through red-light right hand turns - again without paying any heed to pedestrians on the crosswalk. This is made worse here by the fact that many of the intersections have big sweeping curves on each corner, which not only make it possible to turn right on the red at a good 25 mph, but removes the far crosswalk from the driver's forward field of view.

But I agree, we shouldn't need infrared sensors and all that shit on cars. Just one more thing to glitch. If police would actually ticket these people rather than hide in the bushes, looking to nab cars doing 35 in a 30 (on a road that should be 40), it would be less of an issue.

The last line of that Product Description is comedy gold! The people writing it must have been looped on caffeine or something at the time.

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I'll make you a believer

Why on earth is there a link to a Terminator3 review that's in german?

Just a guess, but I'd assume it's there so that people who wish to read a review of T3 in German can click the link and do so..

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"... this has ALL been done before, better and by people who are slightly more competent than a pack of one eyed gerbils on acid."