Extreme groping...
That sounds like a fun sport, when is that going to be in the Olympics?

I sent that link to a friend of mine, her responce? "That's my idea of a contact sport!"

That girl is awesome. Kinda makes me wish I wasn't involved already.

917,5! beat that!!!

please refer your smack-down talk to post #8.


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boil away the bullshit and it means she wants a guy who makes more money then she does. if she has kids already she'll tell a coke machine she loves it if she thinks theres money in the coin return slot to help her raise the puppies she pushed out her legs. if she's a professional she sure as heck isn't gonna support a guy after she busted her hump to have an education and nice things so you better earn more then her also. so if you live in mom's basement and are unemployed you better be one hell of a liar, somehow get drugs cheaply, or take anything no matter how nasty.

Well that's about as dumb as it gets, xx.

Do you actually believe that shit, or am I missing some kind of clever, ironic comment buried deep within? I suspect you do, and I'm not. It's pretty fucking depressing to think someone would actually think that way.

When/if you ever finally meet a human woman in person, you are in for a rude awakening, big guy..

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When you're younger you think, I'll never get tired of sex. Then you try to have a child.

I always thought trying would be fun. It happened so quickly all three times - never really had a chance to get tired of it.



Cravings?

#1 - not so much

#2 - Potatos. My god. I thought the kid was going to BE a potato.

#3 - not so much

The only thing that would get my wife sick was the smell of my coffee in the morning.

My youngest started pre-school today. Guess I am getting old.


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917,5! beat that!!!

a woman wants a guy who is self confident. sounds honest and sincere doesn't it? boil away the bullshit and it means she wants a guy who makes more money then she does. if she has kids already she'll tell a coke machine she loves it if she thinks theres money in the coin return slot to help her raise the puppies she pushed out her legs. if she's a professional she sure as heck isn't gonna support a guy after she busted her hump to have an education and nice things so you better earn more then her also. so if you live in mom's basement and are unemployed you better be one hell of a liar, somehow get drugs cheaply, or take anything no matter how nasty.

I dunno. I think if you look at the numbers from last year (and I'll probably get flamed for this one), both Carolina and the Pack are really average teams - carolina won a LOT of squeakers last year, and the pack backed into the playoffs. They have won 4 away games in a row on MNF, so I'm hopeful they'll win tonight though I suspect it will be a squeaker. Picked them in my pool, anyways, sometimes your head is swayed by fandom.

Use your head, don't lose it - Don't feed the trolls!

I'd be the Vijay Singh of extreme groping. Practice practice practice.

The Tums were so I wouldn't die from heartburn. GAH!

First trimester - morning sickness. Spaghetti with jar sauce or Frosted Flakes with ice cold milk were the 2 primary meals I could deal with.

Second & third trimester - I could eat almost anything that I normally did. I did fiercely crave mozzarella sticks. Zathrus had to suffer through those being ordered whenever we went out to eat.

Some food smells did bug me - I did put down a moratorium on burgers cooked in the house for a while. Poor Z - we had steaks instead.

When you're younger you think, I'll never get tired of sex. Then you try to have a child.

Extreme groping..

I'd like to hear the play-by-play on that sport.

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That way you do not have to go get the bottle of mayonnaise, cheese puffs and pickles at 3am.

I don't think Heather had a single craving of weird stuff like that during pregnancy... and she bought the stuff she did have continual cravings for herself (can't even remember what they were... Tums do not count; I know I ran and got those at least once though).

Related bits of this thread to my coworker. He was rather happy to avoid the whole pregnancy/post-partum bit (he and his wife adopted; of course, he got to deal with the trials and tribulations of multiple miscarraiges and discovering that they couldn't have kids themselves... so I don't exactly envy him).

Bra-inserts, what do you care when she's honkin' on bobo anyway?


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Packers vs. Panthers tonight. I have a feeling the Pack ain't gonna' do that great, but let's hope they can pull a win out of somewhere.

GO PACK!


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Do whatever they say. Immediately.

And hope your immediately involves telepathy (and Star Trek transporters). Otherwise you'll still be too slow.

Fortunately, my wife wasn't particularly unreasonable during pregnancy.

Mine too, actually, but she did have her moments. Fortunately they were few and far between.



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No no no no... that's when it's easy. At that point there becomes one rule:

Do whatever they say. Immediately

Yes, and it helps if you move somewhere that does not have places to eat or grocery stores open all night. That way you do not have to go get the bottle of mayonnaise, cheese puffs and pickles at 3am.


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That’s a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know the French they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.

However, I'm sticking with the advanced technique of "Become the platonic friend for 5 years, wait for a particularly bad break-up, and swoop in on the rebound".

Assuming that the majority of those relationships also ultimately fail, that's quite a few simultaneous platonic relationships to juggle waiting for them to fail.

I also prefer the "date someone from out-of-town" method - they won't have any preconcieved notions of you from those high-school days, etc. This is probably a good thing for both sides.

I met my wife on a blind date, so I guess that works, too.


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And all bets are off while they are pregnant.

No no no no... that's when it's easy. At that point there becomes one rule:

Do whatever they say. Immediately.


Fortunately, my wife wasn't particularly unreasonable during pregnancy.

The real difficulty comes during the post-partum hormone crash. It's really pretty damn cruel of Mother Nature to take away all the "happy drugs" your body is naturally producing and, at the same time, saddle you with a new creature that ensures sleep deprivation.

My wife still occasionally apologizes to me for wonkiness... of course, I apologize much more for violating the "don't be stupid" rule previously mentioned

Just be yourself

Ya, good luck with that one my friend.

I would say playing hard to get is your best bet as it fits in with my whole attention theory. And, that's the reasoning behind waiting two days to call. The less interested you appear, the more they want to know why.

However, I'm sticking with the advanced technique of "Become the platonic friend for 5 years, wait for a particularly bad break-up, and swoop in on the rebound".

Do not say, or do anything stupid

Sadly, I find that this frequently conflicts with the other 'golden rule' re: women, which is:

Just be yourself

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