Not another WWII shooter! Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, Brotherhood of Glory, Parcel of Patriots... Oh Lord, how many more must we endure?! Gimme something that has jumping puzzles and boss levels and monster closets and powerups placed in illogical places. Gimme a storyline where I'm the lone wolf running the gauntlet in a lab/sci-fi complex where the big research project went too far and now the mutants and demons and shit are running amok. You know, something
FRESH.
Ahem... only 490 MB to go!