Out of the Blue

As I advance in years I cease to believe I will ever rid myself of some of my childish ways... the one in particular I am thinking of at this time is my affection for sugar-sweetened cereal. Now of course I realize this is not the healthy way to start your day their manufacturers (which is kind of a scary word to associate with your food, as opposed to, say "cooks") say it is, so I was heartened to find cereals on the shelf recently advertising lowered sugar content. In trying these lower sugar versions, I was happy to find that they were at least as sweet as their counterparts, if not more so, confirming theories I heard in my youth that our over-processed foods contain sugars and salts you can't even taste. Imagine how disappointed (not to mention slow on the uptake) I felt when I noticed the "Splenda" logo on the front of the box. That's right, artificially sweetened. Oh well, I guess trying to find a healthy way to enjoy Cocoa Puffs is just a bit delusional.

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Sep 6, 2004, 16:33
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Sep 6, 2004, 16:33
 
Former President Bill Clinton was in New York-Presbyterian Hospital today undergoing tests for chest discomfort, sources tell CNN. Clinton, 58, has been in good health with no known history of heart problems. Details soon.

I'm hearing quadruple by-pass surgery.

I hope he pulls through. I really want him to be our first 'First Man'.

Seriously, I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone.

Even though I though the guy was absolutely worthless (except for the cigar and dry-cleaning industries), I hope he's OK.

God, no, please do not make him "First Man".


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Sep 4, 2004, 03:33
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Sep 4, 2004, 03:33
 
Former President Bill Clinton was in New York-Presbyterian Hospital today undergoing tests for chest discomfort, sources tell CNN. Clinton, 58, has been in good health with no known history of heart problems. Details soon.

One too many Krispy Kreme's I imagine...

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Re: When I was...
Sep 4, 2004, 01:25
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Re: When I was... Sep 4, 2004, 01:25
Sep 4, 2004, 01:25
 
I think I'm the only one that prefers Shreddies and Raisin Bran over the extra sugary cereals
No sir! I like both of those cereals just fine, although I haven't had Shreddies in a long time. Right now in my cupboard I have Muslix, Vector, and Cheerios w/Strawberries.

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Re: When I was...
Sep 4, 2004, 01:06
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Re: When I was... Sep 4, 2004, 01:06
Sep 4, 2004, 01:06
 
I think I'm the only one that prefers Shreddies and Raisin Bran over the extra sugary cereals. :\

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Takeover Ad
Sep 4, 2004, 00:59
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Takeover Ad Sep 4, 2004, 00:59
Sep 4, 2004, 00:59
 
There appears to be some sort of ad that automatically redirects you to this website: http://join1.winhundred.com/forms/registermainfstv.php?affil=mfst&wid=mfst&sid=300262&ref=10744

Yes, I am using Firefox.

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Re: Are we unworthy of seeing your ads?
Sep 4, 2004, 00:15
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Re: Are we unworthy of seeing your ads? Sep 4, 2004, 00:15
Sep 4, 2004, 00:15
 
The huge ad beneath OotB just says "Sorry - We at Showtime Online express our apologies; however, these pages are intended for access only from within the United States."

That's some efficient use of advertising money.

One of the things that drove me batty when I first went on the net back in the mid-90's was how every single last freebie, contest, or giveaway site was "for US residents only" (I live in Canada).

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Re: When I was...
Sep 3, 2004, 23:10
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Re: When I was... Sep 3, 2004, 23:10
Sep 3, 2004, 23:10
 WarPig
 
Man, I've eaten Cocoa Pebbles for dinner.

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Re: When I was...
Sep 3, 2004, 19:14
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Re: When I was... Sep 3, 2004, 19:14
Sep 3, 2004, 19:14
 
Waiting to be branded a heathen, again!

Nah, you are just a freak.

Meanwhile:
1. Unable to continue my warrior progression since the current mission requires killing a satyr stuck in the geometry.

2. Unable to complete the undead druid mission because none of the shamans drop the totem they are supposed to.

3. On the current mainland quest, had to stop things because the satyr got stuck in the geometry.

Seeing forest, forest, forest, and more forest,
Ray

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Re: When I was...
Sep 3, 2004, 19:11
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Re: When I was... Sep 3, 2004, 19:11
Sep 3, 2004, 19:11
 
Lucky Charms...

w00t!

...and Frosted Flakes...

Woah, woah! Let us slow down a bit there, Heather.

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Re: Little Chocolate Donuts
Sep 3, 2004, 19:00
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Re: Little Chocolate Donuts Sep 3, 2004, 19:00
Sep 3, 2004, 19:00
 
Now of course I realize this is not the healthy way to start your day
harhar remember the old Saturday Night Live sketch with John Belushi -
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088790/
sitting at the breakfast table all haggard-looking with stubbly beard, smoking a cig, pouring a bowl full of "Little Chocolate Donuts" cereal. klassik.

"I owe it all to Little Chocolate Donuts"
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sugar
Sep 3, 2004, 16:04
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sugar Sep 3, 2004, 16:04
Sep 3, 2004, 16:04
 
Sugar is the other white powder. It's evil I tell you... eeeevvviiiilllll! It's addictive. And it's harmful unless you're a lumberjack or do strenuous activities all day long. If you can burn the calories, go right ahead, otherwise you should injest stuff with more nutrients (sugar has none whatsoever) and less calories. Sitting on your ass and using a mouse doesn't exactly use up a lot of energy. Go biggy size that soda, Tubby!

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WoW ST
Sep 3, 2004, 15:48
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WoW ST Sep 3, 2004, 15:48
Sep 3, 2004, 15:48
 
Heh, I'm having a lot of fun with it. It's something I may play retail at least until I get into the DDO beta. Reminds me of the old MUD days. Pulled an allnighter and managed to get to just shy of lvl 12 (NE Druid) in about 12 hours mainly solo. Shapeshifting = funxor.

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Re: I am
Sep 3, 2004, 14:33
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Re: I am Sep 3, 2004, 14:33
Sep 3, 2004, 14:33
 
Wow, Blue coming out of the sugar-sweetened cereal closet makes me feel a whole lot better. I can now proudly place my Lucky Charms on the conveyor belt checkout and say 'Yes they're mine! And yes, sometimes I do keep the toys inside and do the puzzles! You can take your damn muesli and use it for the kitty litter it is!'

Free of societies yoke, I now plan to binge on Cocoa Pops until I succumb to the E numbers and slump head first into my cereal bowl, a happy man.

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Re: When I was...
Sep 3, 2004, 14:24
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Re: When I was... Sep 3, 2004, 14:24
Sep 3, 2004, 14:24
 
Sorry, already married to Zathrus

To which, all I can say is: w00t.

Have we made any of you sick from sugar shock yet?

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Cereals & Abortion
Sep 3, 2004, 14:16
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Cereals & Abortion Sep 3, 2004, 14:16
Sep 3, 2004, 14:16
 
What a load of wierd names cereal company PR departments come up with. Cap'n Crunch? Koala Crisp? Envirokids?! Cocoa Puffs - fair enough. But Count Chocula? Wtf who came up with that one?!
Oh, and nobody make a joke about cereal killers...
Edit: Too late Killer Kane already did


Also... why did that anti-abortion moron (or activist, if you agree with his opinions) choose Coke, Pepsi and McDonalds to criticize? Do they have anything to do with abortion? "Purdy had argued that the First Amendment protected his free-speech right to criticize the targeted companies in this manner."

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cereal killers
Sep 3, 2004, 14:14
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cereal killers Sep 3, 2004, 14:14
Sep 3, 2004, 14:14
 
best gaming cereal..."Quake" !
best energy cereal..."Krackos" , (made with REAL krack !)
worst flavor........."Kaboom" , (vitamin...."tastes better than Vics Vapo-rub")
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RE: Cereal
Sep 3, 2004, 14:07
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RE: Cereal Sep 3, 2004, 14:07
Sep 3, 2004, 14:07
 
OMFG Spenda!!!!! Just because someone else does 'Blues' Clues' doesn't mean you don't need to have one.

Envirokidz makes a great line of organic, all natural, cereals .. Gorrilla Munch is my fav ... http://www.gorillaspeak.com/shopping/miscproducts.htm
Koala Crisp is comparable to coco-rice krispies. http://www.envirokidz.com/cereals.htm

Plus, the packaging has all kinds of neat information about animals, and protecting their habitat, and cool animal puzzle games which you don't generally find on Blues' News.

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Re: When I was...
Sep 3, 2004, 13:51
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Sep 3, 2004, 13:51
 
If you are a woman who would chose steak & taters & beer over sweets (and is heterosexual) I love you, will you marry me?

Sorry, already married to Zathrus.
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Re: cereal
Sep 3, 2004, 13:51
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Re: cereal Sep 3, 2004, 13:51
Sep 3, 2004, 13:51
 
All this cereal talk reminds me of one of my favorite yuletide treats as a kid: Freakies and eggnog. I could run laps on the ceiling after a couple bowls of that. Switched to Apple Jacks after they quit making Freakies, but it wasn't the same. I used to enjoy Boo-Berry as well, but mostly for the colorful..er.. after-effects. I don't eat sugary cereal anymore. I'll grab a box of Cripsy Wheaties n Raisins (or whatever its called) once in a while, but I mostly eat a bagel for breakfast nowadays.

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Re: cereal
Sep 3, 2004, 13:33
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Re: cereal Sep 3, 2004, 13:33
Sep 3, 2004, 13:33
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Fuggin' hippy!!
shut it Fatty-no-teeth!

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