Now, knowing full well every half life 2 fanboy will blow a gasket and spend the rest of his existence flaming me, I think Half Life 2 doesn't really look all that great.

Repeat after me... people that get worked up over one company's products are stupid. A company that could care less about you - but I'm sure they don't mind the free advertising.

I'm sure Hellbinder will be along any minute now to prove my point. I think I'll just save him the trouble (and save us a chunk of our sanity)...

blah blah ATI rulez blah blah nVidia sucks blah blah Half-Life2 will be the most orgasmic gaming experience in the known universe. (I'm sorry Kim Smith, Tyra Banks, Salma Hayek, Anna Kournikova, Monica Bellucci, and Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas... you all just do not compare. Our dreams are occupied with the lustful images of silicon hardware - not silicone software...)

If I could wrap up all fanboys, ricers, fredrickson, and Michael Jackson in a big barbed-wire, rocket-powered bundle and send them all screaming into the sun, I would be a very happy person.

Tribes:Vengeance will squash HL2 like a tiny, insignificant bug anyways.



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