That's the sound my cat would make it if understood the concept of Total War.
I'm fanfuckingtastically excited about this game, the only damper is the fact that they have their "secret war" shit in it again, meaning that your army of 500.000 Templar Knights can be totally defeated by three priests and a limp spy.
The analness with which Medieval forced you to plant 8 priests / spies / assassins in every single country just to be able to retain control over your own fucking armies just really got to me. I played probably a million games of Shogun and its expansion to a finish, but I never ever finished a single game of Medieval. Eventually the crap of moving spies and priests around would just get on my tits and force me to quit.
I SERIOUSLY hope that it's not as bad in this one, but who knows.
A demo is much loving goodness. Thanks CA!
Creston
Why do all these good games have to come at the same time
God, don't even get me fucking started on this. They ALWAYS do. Because publishers look at the entire year, and think, hmmm, we could release our AA title in month xxx, when nothing of note is coming out, and starved gamers will buy it in droves, OR, we could release it on THE SAME FUCKING DAYwhen the three best titles of the year are coming out, and sell absolutely no fucking copies whatsoever.
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING GREAT!!!!
No publisher ever learned from Blizzard. When Blizzard released Warcraft 2, they did it for a Xmas when everything else was being delayed, leading to an absurd amount of sales of the game for xmas presents, simply because THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE OUT. This pretty much put Blizzard on the fucking map.
Every game publisher in the world is a total fucking moron, and really is not deservant of life.
This comment was edited on Aug 19, 18:34.