"Dammit Bufford, quit feeling up yer sister and fetch me the lamp from the barn, I can't see for shit. And get yer ass in the truck an get on down to Mickey D's. Git me a super duper sized Big Mac meal AND A DIET COKE. I dont think i'll be able to fit thru this vent shaft."
You're getting closer - I think you need a few "that thar"s and "this here"s thrown in there as well. Also a reference to (insert your favorite cheap beer) and "Ol Blue". Maybe add "pick-em-up" before the word truck.
OK, so there's possibly a little hick in me somewhere down the line...sue me.
This comment was edited on Aug 13, 18:19.
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