Now, personally I haven't celebrated a birthday for 15 years. But all that really means is I yell at the minions who think it's a career move to celebrate my birthday. To recap, me = unemployed and very secure, right now. I have almost a third of my money in hedge funds so I'm not exactly staid.
Or to put it another way. Have you done your part for world hnger today? Should we celebrate your birthday? Same answer. Peace out, pilgrim.