They aren't partying with Adrian Actor; they are partying with people they can see on TV or in movies any day of the week.'
They aren't partying with anyone
. They're sitting in front of their computer jacking off, for fuck's sake. If you want to have a party, simply send out invitations, fire up the grill, stock the wet bar, and clean your house up a bit. It's not hard, (except for the cleaning up the next day part, of course... but we won't go into that).
Unless, that is, you have no friends. But then, if you're actually buying some garbage like this, that's a distinct possibility. I can only think that Blue is posting about this straight-to-bargain bin landfill ballast purely for comedic value.