Playboy Guest List [Jul 27, 2004, 08:46 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
It looks like the B-list is joining the D-cups as
Carmen Electra and
Tom Arnold Join Playboy: The Mansion Roster (thanks Frans) is the press
release announcing that a couple of the requisite celebrity hangers-on will be
present in the upcoming Hef-sim: "'We are happy to have the star caliber that
our celebrities bring to this game,' said Jim Perkins, founder, president and
CEO of ARUSH Entertainment. 'The best part about Playboy: The Mansion is
throwing kick-ass parties, and having cool celebs like Carmen and Tom make the
experience more realistic for gamers. They aren't partying with Adrian Actor;
they are partying with people they can see on TV or in movies any day of the
week.'"
They aren't partying with Adrian Actor; they are partying with people they can see on TV or in movies any day of the week.'
They aren't partying with anyone. They're sitting in front of their computer jacking off, for fuck's sake. If you want to have a party, simply send out invitations, fire up the grill, stock the wet bar, and clean your house up a bit. It's not hard, (except for the cleaning up the next day part, of course... but we won't go into that).
Unless, that is, you have no friends. But then, if you're actually buying some garbage like this, that's a distinct possibility. I can only think that Blue is posting about this straight-to-bargain bin landfill ballast purely for comedic value.
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