Playboy Guest List [Jul 27, 2004, 08:46 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
It looks like the B-list is joining the D-cups as
Carmen Electra and
Tom Arnold Join Playboy: The Mansion Roster (thanks Frans) is the press
release announcing that a couple of the requisite celebrity hangers-on will be
present in the upcoming Hef-sim: "'We are happy to have the star caliber that
our celebrities bring to this game,' said Jim Perkins, founder, president and
CEO of ARUSH Entertainment. 'The best part about Playboy: The Mansion is
throwing kick-ass parties, and having cool celebs like Carmen and Tom make the
experience more realistic for gamers. They aren't partying with Adrian Actor;
they are partying with people they can see on TV or in movies any day of the
week.'"
Yeah. And since when are your parties kick-ass?
Before, I imagined I'd only be bored to tears by this game, but now I think I'd feel really dirty playing a game about hooters that stars Tom Arnold as Tom Arnold. Why would someone add anything to any softcore pornography that's just going to keep reminding you of Rosanne?
Remember when they were first trying to figure out what to do with CD-ROMs, and there was that game with Tia Carrera speeding through caves in a mine cart? Did Tia make it fun? No. Did Tia's ass make it even worthwile? No.
I bet Larry Flynt could come up with a fucking awesome idea for a jackoff game.
Before, I imagined I'd only be bored to tears by this game, but now I think I'd feel really dirty playing a game about hooters that stars Tom Arnold as Tom Arnold. Why would someone add anything to any softcore pornography that's just going to keep reminding you of Rosanne?
Remember when they were first trying to figure out what to do with CD-ROMs, and there was that game with Tia Carrera speeding through caves in a mine cart? Did Tia make it fun? No. Did Tia's ass make it even worthwile? No.
I bet Larry Flynt could come up with a fucking awesome idea for a jackoff game.
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