Man, chiquita is run by some crazy motherf***ers. That last line of the article just threw me for a loop. What kind of idiot think that any fruit is going to sell for more than it's currently selling for in a nation that's so carb conscious they refuse to eat the buns of its burgers?
And more importantly, who wants fruit that tastes like other fruit? If I wanted an apple, I'd eat an apple. I would not eat a banana that tastes a little like apple. If I wanted both at the same time, I would simply put both of them in my mouth at the same time, not pay several dollars extra for some white-coats to mix them together for me. I can forsee no situation in which this is a viable product.
Oh, and why were there random question marks in the article? I kept rereading the preceding words as questions once I stumbled upon one and it didn't make any freakin sense.. Maybe it has something to do with Opera (I blame IE's lack of standardization and all around stupidness, though).
I eat pasta!