If you live in Vermont, stop writing in Ben & Jerry on election ballots. It's been done a million times, and it's not funny.

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Dan, your living proof that the American education system needs a drastic overhaul. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Try to at least achieve functional literacy.

btw i'm not american so i don't see how i'm proof that the american education system needs a drastic overhaul. that was a pretty god damn stupid thing to say, but at least you're not breaking character

further, you won't catch me saying "your living proof" u fucking idiot. your living proof? god u r retarded, and considering how i'm only halfway literate that's pretty sad

and u also have 1 case of anthropomorphizing and a split god damn infinitive. that's 3 grammar mistakes over the 3 sentences u directed at me. holy shit you're stupid .. oh i'm sorry i meant to say "your stupid"

My GOD! It's OUR BOARD!!!

Carry on with your patriotic duties, citizens... America needs more patriots like you!

for halsy, dan, and others involved...
read #3
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4026&n=10

My GOD! It's OUR BOARD!!!


There is the theory of the moebius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop time becomes a loop time becomes a loop http://www.loopz.co.uk/

read #3

LOL tron!

Too funny! I would say they have that point down.

Man, chiquita is run by some crazy motherf***ers. That last line of the article just threw me for a loop. What kind of idiot think that any fruit is going to sell for more than it's currently selling for in a nation that's so carb conscious they refuse to eat the buns of its burgers?

And more importantly, who wants fruit that tastes like other fruit? If I wanted an apple, I'd eat an apple. I would not eat a banana that tastes a little like apple. If I wanted both at the same time, I would simply put both of them in my mouth at the same time, not pay several dollars extra for some white-coats to mix them together for me. I can forsee no situation in which this is a viable product.

Oh, and why were there random question marks in the article? I kept rereading the preceding words as questions once I stumbled upon one and it didn't make any freakin sense.. Maybe it has something to do with Opera (I blame IE's lack of standardization and all around stupidness, though).

for halsy, dan, and others involved...

read #3

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4026&n=10



- tron -
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"tron is big and tron is full of action"
-from the Tron 2.0 box

Propaganda? Put up or shut up. You whine like an old lady. The fact that you agree with an idiot like Dan only further proves that you're incapable of putting up, merely pissing and moaning at someone who can. So in that case, shut up and go away.

P.S. Dan, your living proof that the American education system needs a drastic overhaul. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Try to at least achieve functional literacy.


"You've been hoodwinked. You've been had. You've been took. You've been led astray, run amok. You've been bamboozled."
- Malcolm X

14/16 .. boy do I know my dog toys.

"It was dubbed the 'Woodstock of Space', but in the end, only one man got high."

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Call 1888-4-A-QUEEF (427-8333) for more info. [And pleese post what is says for people without phones.]

The only thing you've proven is that you are an insufferable boor. These message boards used to be fun before they became a platform for your propaganda.

Also, Dan is right on the money.



-TimK(drekhead)

Pascal said, “Reason’s last step is the recognition that there are an infinite number of things which are beyond it. It is merely feeble if it does not go as far as to realize that.”

Well Admiral Halsey is spelled Halsey.

Dantastic can you make 1 post without flaiming Halsey or calling him names?

I would be satisfied if he could make 1 post and use the word “you” instead of “u”.

Though, I would also be satisfied if for one day everybody could spell/type Halsy’s name right!


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A post by Enahs; the only difference between me and Jesus is he could walk on water.....sober.

Dantastic can you make 1 post without flaiming Halsey or calling him names?

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oh yeah and nobody wants to disprove the stuff u post because doing so would mean talking to u. your personality is so insufferable that most people would rather place their balls in a vice grip before attempting to have a conversation with u

but i'm different, and i like talking to u halsiy

u missed the point, jackass. his point was that u operate on an atmosphere of fear also just like the people u are railing against.

u are always saying that we should be afraid of the administration and we should be educated BUT when they use fear tactics u have a problem with it. u are very one sided and i used to look up to u but i don't think i can anymore halsey

Threads was a great film. It scared the bejesus out of me when they aired it.

Speaking of flicks...I just saw Spidey 2 today. Pretty good. Tobey McGuire always looks like he's stoned though - but he is perfect for the role. The girl with the violin was pretty funny, but the elevator scene had me laughing my ass off. That scene was pure hilarity.

Secret text
"Rides a little high in the crotch" HAHAHAHA!


"You've been hoodwinked. You've been had. You've been took. You've been led astray, run amok. You've been bamboozled."
- Malcolm X

Isn't that your modus operandi as well? Seems to be based on the questionable links you post here.

Questionable? Questioning is good. Simply calling them questionable because you dislike what they prove doesn't make them questionable. Think you can disprove them? Be my guest. But otherwise, put up or shut up.


"You've been hoodwinked. You've been had. You've been took. You've been led astray, run amok. You've been bamboozled."
- Malcolm X

RIGHT ON!! I will be eating a 12-pack of daquiri flavoured bananas to celebrate!..

Then I'm going to go down to watch the fireworks and apologize to the people I accidentally jostle

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"Who would have thought a few years ago before Starbucks started that we would be paying four or five bucks for a cup of coffee?... I think if someone could do that for coffee, we ought to be able to do it with bananas." - Chiquita CEO

Get to see em live tonight!

sorry double post

This comment was edited on Jul 1, 17:22.