Out of the Blue

So Hudson the wonder dog has been spending a lot of her time in the backyard standing right by the doorway jumping around snapping at flying bugs. I've seen her on insect hunts before, her strong hunting instincts and lack of more suitable prey making this a fun hobby for her. Yesterday, however, my curiosity about her fascination with that spot by the door inspired me to observe the situation more closely. Turns out it looks like there's a bee hive of sorts out there, and the little beast has been spending a week eating bees. Now I've seen her snap at bees before... she's a tough little cuss, and getting stung in the mouth seems to be an acceptable trade-off to her for the thrill of the kill, but allowing this situation to continue seems negligent at best, so it looks like I need to start tracking down an exterminator.

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Trolls
Jun 26, 2004, 07:31
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Trolls Jun 26, 2004, 07:31
Jun 26, 2004, 07:31
 
The quality of trolls on here has degraded, at least frederickson said funny crap sometimes. Bosco is just a pretender.

Its not the cough that carries you off but the coffin they carry you off in.
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IOTD
Jun 26, 2004, 03:33
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IOTD Jun 26, 2004, 03:33
Jun 26, 2004, 03:33
 
yeah, best part? far as he can tell, my roommate saw that guy with the Jeep the day before. unless those are common stickers on Jeeps.

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Re: Bush on Mars 2004
Jun 25, 2004, 11:54
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Re: Bush on Mars 2004 Jun 25, 2004, 11:54
Jun 25, 2004, 11:54
 
As far as Halsy committing suicide, while I can clearly see the good intentions behind that, I would recommend he attempt one last final great expression of futility so when he meets St. Peter at teh pearly gates, he can at least say he tried.

Shouldn't you be screwing over some widows and orphans somewhere? Maybe kicking some puppies or something else like that in-character for you? At least I'd make it into heaven, whereas you'd be on the express elevator to hell.


"In this dirty-minded world you are either somebody's wife or somebody's whore - or fast on your way to becoming one or the other. If you don't fit either category, then everybody tries to make you think there is something wrong with you."
- John Irving
"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
- Stephen Colbert
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No subject
Jun 25, 2004, 09:43
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No subject Jun 25, 2004, 09:43
Jun 25, 2004, 09:43
 
wow this thread is diseased....

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Bush on Mars 2004
Jun 25, 2004, 03:27
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Bush on Mars 2004 Jun 25, 2004, 03:27
Jun 25, 2004, 03:27
 
Today's posts are 5 4 3 1 off blast (possible with bronko on board but I lack sufficient data). That chick with the neon hair looks suspiciously like that Allsgood lady celebrating Monday's space shot.

I do like the "Bush on Mars 2004" election campaign bumper sticker. As far as Halsy committing suicide, while I can clearly see the good intentions behind that, I would recommend he attempt one last final great expression of futility so when he meets St. Peter at teh pearly gates, he can at least say he tried.

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Elektronik - Supersonik
Jun 25, 2004, 02:27
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Elektronik - Supersonik Jun 25, 2004, 02:27
Jun 25, 2004, 02:27
 
Oh. My. God.

Perhaps THE cheesiest, most vile 80sish thing I have seen. Absolutely classic!

Dan =0)

(Incidentally, I was at www.skifan.is, another Icelandic site that's equivalent to Amazon.com attempting to buy a CD only available there. My card was not permitted )

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Re: Taking judicial activism too far
Jun 25, 2004, 01:04
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Re: Taking judicial activism too far Jun 25, 2004, 01:04
Jun 25, 2004, 01:04
 
You're the prime reason some animals steal eat their young, Boscoe. What's the rest of your name, P. Coltrane?

Actually that was Rosco Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Coltrane!


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Re: I can see I'm dealing with Jews here
Jun 25, 2004, 00:50
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Re: I can see I'm dealing with Jews here Jun 25, 2004, 00:50
Jun 25, 2004, 00:50
 
I'm going to be away from my computer for a while

Will you drive your car off a cliff while your at it?

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Re: I can see I'm dealing with Jews here
Jun 25, 2004, 00:48
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Re: I can see I'm dealing with Jews here Jun 25, 2004, 00:48
Jun 25, 2004, 00:48
 

OFFICIAL BOSCO WARNING: Please pay no attention to anything the person posting under the name of "Bosco" says. He is one of those total losers who gets off on the attention he receives by acting like an asshole. So you should never respond to him by name, because that's all he wants - someone to notice him. Without your attention, he has no life at all. Pathetic but true. He's just a lonely, miserable little kid with his dick in his hand, looking for a response. ANY response.
So don't give it to him. Don't respond to anything he says directly. Talk ABOUT him in the third person if you must, but never address him directly. You'll just be helping him get his masturbatory kicks if you do. And you don't want to do that.

(I'm going to be away from my computer for a while. Feel free to cut and paste this message whenever you see the person going by the name of "Bosco" posting.)


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LOL
Jun 25, 2004, 00:20
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LOL Jun 25, 2004, 00:20
Jun 25, 2004, 00:20
 
Blue's News hasn't been this entertaining in quite some time. ROFL.

*tears up in rememberance of the good old days of Fredrickson and the Smilies*

Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT.
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Re: I can see I'm dealing with Jews here.
Jun 25, 2004, 00:14
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Re: I can see I'm dealing with Jews here. Jun 25, 2004, 00:14
Jun 25, 2004, 00:14
 
In soviet russia Jew broads fuck you.

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I can see I'm dealing with Jews here.
Jun 25, 2004, 00:12
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I can see I'm dealing with Jews here. Jun 25, 2004, 00:12
Jun 25, 2004, 00:12
 
You guys know that the Mossad is heavily involved in Iraq, right? The kikes are telling us how to deal with those filthy sand nigger prisoners while our braindead GI's (e.g. Leash Woman) take the fall because they're fucking DUMBSHITS who take orders without thinking because the American school system has dumbed us down into a slave class. Those hook-nosed fuckers own our soul (the monetary system).

Disclaimer: I'm not an anti-semite because I've fucked a couple of Jew broads.

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Re: Taking judicial activism too far
Jun 25, 2004, 00:03
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Re: Taking judicial activism too far Jun 25, 2004, 00:03
Jun 25, 2004, 00:03
 
Listen up, belial (dickhead): Bosco is my fucking GIMP. I have his pretty ass tied up in my basement. You fuck with him, you fuck with me. Cunt.

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Re: Yasser
Jun 24, 2004, 23:44
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Re: Yasser Jun 24, 2004, 23:44
Jun 24, 2004, 23:44
 
Man, I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize!

Hoo boy this thread is going off the deep end ...


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Re: Yasser
Jun 24, 2004, 23:24
WarPig
 
51.
Re: Yasser Jun 24, 2004, 23:24
Jun 24, 2004, 23:24
 WarPig
 
Man, I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize!

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Re: Yasser
Jun 24, 2004, 23:10
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Re: Yasser Jun 24, 2004, 23:10
Jun 24, 2004, 23:10
 
The same Yasser Arafat who won the Nobel Peace prize in 1994? Thanks! I don't know who you are, or why you want to address me, but I can't assure you...you don't matter at all.


"In this dirty-minded world you are either somebody's wife or somebody's whore - or fast on your way to becoming one or the other. If you don't fit either category, then everybody tries to make you think there is something wrong with you."
- John Irving
"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
- Stephen Colbert
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Re: Taking judicial activism too far
Jun 24, 2004, 23:02
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Re: Taking judicial activism too far Jun 24, 2004, 23:02
Jun 24, 2004, 23:02
 
(Feel free to cut and paste this message whenever you see the person going by the name of "Bosco" posting.)

Feel free to slit your wrists.

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5 4 3 1 Off Blast!
Jun 24, 2004, 22:36
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5 4 3 1 Off Blast! Jun 24, 2004, 22:36
Jun 24, 2004, 22:36
 
Hilarious. Where do people dig up these gems?

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Re: Taking judicial activism too far
Jun 24, 2004, 22:33
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Re: Taking judicial activism too far Jun 24, 2004, 22:33
Jun 24, 2004, 22:33
 


OFFICIAL BOSCO WARNING: Please pay no attention to anything the person posting under the name of "Bosco" says. He is one of those total losers who gets off on the attention he recieves by acting like an asshole. So you should never respond to him by name, because that's all he wants - someone to notice him. Pathetic but true. He's just a lonely, miserable little kid with his weenie in his hand, looking for attention. ANY attention.
Don't give it to him. Don't respond to anything he says directly. Talk about him in the third person if you must, but don't go beyond that.

(Feel free to cut and paste this message whenever you see the person going by the name of "Bosco" posting.)

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Re: Yasser
Jun 24, 2004, 22:32
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Re: Yasser Jun 24, 2004, 22:32
Jun 24, 2004, 22:32
 
This is my turf

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