Is that a CarBall in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
CarBall, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Carball, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Carball, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Carball, don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
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"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?" -- Dick Cavett
mocking the TV-violence debate