If CZ is going to prepare people to play online the bots need to do several things.
1) Accuse you of cheating every time you get a kill.
2) Jump around like the bastard child of Jazz Jackrabbit.
3) Shoot at the corner of a wall for a good 5 seconds, because "somehow" they know you're there.
4) Stand behind you for 5 seconds, looking around, then suddenly TK you because "u shouldn't have run in front of me u st00pid n00b", despite the fact that you were standing still covering a choke point.
5) And finally, they need to insult as many players as possible with racial slurs, and completely pointless references to their sexual orientation.
Hmmm. Maybe the current bots are fine the way they are. Maybe CS players need patching instead