"I picture most of the people in this thread frantically typing away with with tears in their eyes and orange, Dorito-stained spittle in their beards."
Well, maybe some of us have just finished cooking tea and had to cut up the onions, and, well, i like eatting Dorito when I'm cutting onions, i just do.
anyways, can I be your gimp? go on, you can call me gimpy! you know it makes you feel good to be better than someone, let me be that someone! you can lock me up in your attic! please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!