There was a joke? Personally I only wish I had a nice deck, so I guess I have deck envy.
It would probably really depress me if I didn't have such a huge penis.
This was so funny I spontaneously sent you an email.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don’t know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president. -- Kurt Vonnegut