I swear that is what the title of that link was, and I was so curious as to what they were talking about that I clicked on it. i got through the second paragraph before I realised that the name was Statins Aisle 7 not Stains.
/*New and stirring things are belittled because if they are not belittled, the humiliating question arises, ``Why then are you not taking part in them?'' -H.G. Wells*/