We are in school once again.
Class has commenced, the teacher taps the chalk board for the students undivided attention (the Dude being the teacher). a student raises his hand and exclaims:"What the hell made you stick valedictorian in there? "
the teacher says: Now! Now! no need for profanity. Jedi, being valedictorian: The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers a speech at graduation
the teacher explains: "Jedi in your case; metaphorically you feel you are the head of the class and must give eye wakening, honorable monologues."
Next, "contemptous" in true form I forgot the "u" in "contemptuous". And no, I did not mean contemptible. That would be your wording of how you feel it should be used in a sentence, but you are wrong. sorry to bring such bad news to you.
80%OF THE WORDS THAT I USE ARE IN-AP-PRO-PRI-ATE?
inappropriate - that's 5 syllables do I get an "A" for that. "HA HAHA HA!"
YOU ARE CONSISTANTLY VERBALIZING YOUR RATIOCINATIVE CONJECTURE
con-sist-ant-ly that's 5 syllables
ra-tio-cin-ative - that's 5 syllables
con-jec-ture - that's 3 syllables
THE DUDE DOES NOT ADHERE TO JURISPRUDENCE HE IS ALWAYS DEFINING HIS OWN IDIOSYNCRATIC PERSUITS
id-io-syn-cra-tic -that's 5
jur-is-pru-dence - and last that's 4
Hmmmmm? I could keep going on.
Honestly, Jedi... I'm on another plane and I really don't sweat this stuff you contentously chase me on. These words are in my head and when I am writting they come out. I don't make it up I am not trying to seem or come off like some trojan stomping his prowess with words.
you can stick with your malapropism label of me and my spontaneous use of phraseologies.
I'm original. That's the facts. No glitter no glamour.
I'm just being me.
EDIT: The point is Jedi, you are so stiff, so structured, you can't see outside of the box. you gaze at me in disbelief; thinking what the hell is he talking about before you look at the entirety
I am metaphoric and therefore I am not clouded by the reigns of proper or improper use of english langauge. Sometimes you hit and sometimes you miss. I study languages & culture so that hurts me at times for sentence structure. "I just forget!" but, I don't care either. I only care when I am personalizing something for busienss or friends.
Bluesnews attendies? I'm not applying for a job here what do I care? my talents are elsewhere.This comment was edited on May 19, 21:20.