Big Name MMORPG Developer: Our fans are willing to pay $15 a month to run on an electronic treadmill that ultimately gets them nowhere. They even have their own talking points and act as unpaid PR reps whenever we raise the monthly fee! In 3 years, they'll be paying $40, and they will justify it by comparing it to how much they spend on snack food!
Big Name MMORPG Publisher: Excellent!
Big Belly MMORPG Fan: FART!