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That was a pretty good April Fool's Day yesterday, a lot of good gags, and not too many stinkers. There was an interesting debate over the possibility that Google's Gmail announcement was a gag I fell for, but Google 'Gmail' No Joke, Lunar Jobs Are reasserts the factuality of the story.

Oddly, I had a series of short brownouts here in the BlueTower yesterday. I don't think this was someone at the power company playing an April Fools, and am coming to the conclusion that I need someone qualified to come in and make sure the house is wired properly.

Play Time: Chasm.
Stories of the Day: A Fine Year for April Foolery. Thanks Ant.
Students handcuffed at elementary school.
Nude women off the menu at one Nashville bar.
Science!: Lawn Mowing for Lazybones.
U.S. Won't Alert Parents, Doctors on Mercury in Flu Shots for Kids (registration required).
Electronic Snoops Tackle Copiers.


California reconsiders nation's only biotech pet ban "lobbied by his wife."
Thanks Mike Martinez

30. Re: GG America Apr 2, 2004, 19:43 Halsy
If you're not financially or emotionally prepared to raise a child DON'T HAVE ONE. I swear to fuck, having children should require a license these days.

And DDI, you stupid fuck, if they can't choose to engage in sex as a legal trade, they're being oppressed. Same as the government telling me what I can't do with my mind and body (e.g. smoke weed, snort coke, etc.). Same as someone not being able to choose to end their life when they want. If someone wants to pay me to fuck them what business is that of yours or anyone else apart from myself and the person in question?

Fucking American Taliban assholes are the same as every other religious zealot out there. Always trying to impose their hypocritical bullshit values on to everyone else whether they want them or not. Fuck them and the horse they rode in on.

And Fuck Eidos because that just says it all. Thief 3 is going to blow.

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
- W. Somerset Maugham

This comment was edited on Apr 2, 19:44.
"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
- Stephen Colbert
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  5. Apr 2, 12:20    GG America Moog Operator
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