Out of the Blue

Happy April Fool's Day, the annual opportunity to make like a politician and deceive people for fun and profit. In keeping with a grand annual tradition, rather than attempting to experience the joys of prevarication at your expense by announcing that this site will henceforth be devoted to missing socks or that I'm a contestant in the next season of The Apprentice, I will attempt to collect the various geek gags that show up over the course of the day. Enjoy!

Links of the Day: April Fool's Day—Origin and History.
Hori Controller.
Stories of the Day: 911 Failure Delayed Treatment as Deadly Heart Attack Struck (registration required).
Science!: Hitched to a Star, With a Go-To Gadget (registration required).
Solar Plane Will Attempt to Go Around the Earth.
How to rise and shine when you're nocturnal by nature. Thanks Ant.
Media of the Day: The Matrix Reentered Trailer. Thanks 3D.
Thanks Mike Martinez.
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Re: Okay, I'll start:
Apr 3, 2004, 06:02
34.
Re: Okay, I'll start: Apr 3, 2004, 06:02
Apr 3, 2004, 06:02
 
What about DNF though, did that ship?

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Re: farcry birds & salad
Apr 2, 2004, 05:39
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Re: farcry birds & salad Apr 2, 2004, 05:39
Apr 2, 2004, 05:39
 
I dunno man, a-holes (even girls'!) have poo in them and they stink. I'll stay away.

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random ????
Apr 2, 2004, 05:13
32.
random ???? Apr 2, 2004, 05:13
Apr 2, 2004, 05:13
 
enahs , someone asked those 2 questions in an earlier post , and thought he didnt get an answer , so he posted them again here today ( far be it from me to withhold vital information ! )... to spew those thoughts at random i would have to be way MORE demented...and i dont even WANT to know what a "hot carl" is , ive heard it on both opie & anthony and south park so its probably way more gross than hot lesbo rim jobs

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No subject
Apr 2, 2004, 00:11
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No subject Apr 2, 2004, 00:11
Apr 2, 2004, 00:11
 
This was a very weak April Fool's day.
"I'm too much of a narcisist to really hate stupid people."
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Re: matrix
Apr 1, 2004, 23:31
indiv
 
30.
Re: matrix Apr 1, 2004, 23:31
Apr 1, 2004, 23:31
 indiv
 
wtf was that matrix reentered thing about?

Someone disguised the Casshern trailer as a new Matrix for an April Fools joke.

(http://www.casshern.com/)

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No subject
Apr 1, 2004, 23:13
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No subject Apr 1, 2004, 23:13
Apr 1, 2004, 23:13
 
Hot Carl.
"I'm too much of a narcisist to really hate stupid people."
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matrix
Apr 1, 2004, 22:45
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matrix Apr 1, 2004, 22:45
Apr 1, 2004, 22:45
 
wtf was that matrix reentered thing about?
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I like pie.
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Re: farcry birds & salad
Apr 1, 2004, 21:45
27.
Re: farcry birds & salad Apr 1, 2004, 21:45
Apr 1, 2004, 21:45
 
I like a girl's a-hole all the time as long. Gets them hot!

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Re: farcry birds & salad
Apr 1, 2004, 19:58
26.
Re: farcry birds & salad Apr 1, 2004, 19:58
Apr 1, 2004, 19:58
 
Erm... yeah... that was... interesting... *frowns*


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Who knows but that, on the lower frequencies, I speak for you?
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25.
 
Re: farcry birds & salad
Apr 1, 2004, 19:27
Enahs
 
25.
Re: farcry birds & salad Apr 1, 2004, 19:27
Apr 1, 2004, 19:27
 Enahs
 
You need some help, for just spitting that out at random.

And this is ME saying that.....wow!

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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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No subject
Apr 1, 2004, 18:36
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No subject Apr 1, 2004, 18:36
Apr 1, 2004, 18:36
 
Because poop isn't gross... yea, whatever.
"I'm too much of a narcisist to really hate stupid people."
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farcry birds & salad
Apr 1, 2004, 17:47
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farcry birds & salad Apr 1, 2004, 17:47
Apr 1, 2004, 17:47
 
yes you can shoot the birds in farcry (" and they blowed up right nice too " )...and salad tossing is slang for a "rim job " , or the act of "anallingus" or "oral to anal" sex , which really isnt as gross as it sounds when you see 2 smokin hot lesbians doin it !!!

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No subject
Apr 1, 2004, 17:05
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No subject Apr 1, 2004, 17:05
Apr 1, 2004, 17:05
 
You should be shot in the balls/ovaries to keep you from creating any progeney, unaloony.

Super jesus is not impressed.

http://home.mindspring.com/~girlshateme/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jesuscityhall.jpg

Look how sad he is!
"I'm too much of a narcisist to really hate stupid people."
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Re: Homestar
Apr 1, 2004, 16:51
Enahs
 
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Re: Homestar Apr 1, 2004, 16:51
Apr 1, 2004, 16:51
 Enahs
 
SB email is good, but the other stuff...well....ehh

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Re: Disenfranchised Gamer
Apr 1, 2004, 16:25
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Re: Disenfranchised Gamer Apr 1, 2004, 16:25
Apr 1, 2004, 16:25
 
Because it's goddamned scary, NOT entertaining. Try October 31st.

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Disenfranchised Gamer
Apr 1, 2004, 15:55
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Disenfranchised Gamer Apr 1, 2004, 15:55
Apr 1, 2004, 15:55
 
I feel kinda disenfranchised now that THEY didn't post this link in today's OTB: http://www.funsnap.com/1/bushgirl.swf THOSE cruddy boobs (and THEY know who THEY are) .. this is at least as entertaining as any other play time that's appeared in the last month. My only conclusion is that THEY like Bush just the way he is.

No one has responded to my earlier posts, so I'll ask again, Can you shoot the birds in far cry? What the heck is 'salad tossing'?

P.S. Anyone else feel that its annoyingly difficult to get information about the game from Splinter Cell: Pandora Tormorrow's website?

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Re: Homestar
Apr 1, 2004, 15:50
Jim
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Re: Homestar Apr 1, 2004, 15:50
Apr 1, 2004, 15:50
Jim
 
I just do NOT get HSR...

It has it's ups and downs, but be sure to check out the "Teen Girl Squad" series in the toons section.

Jim
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Flash Popup ads
Apr 1, 2004, 15:44
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Flash Popup ads Apr 1, 2004, 15:44
Apr 1, 2004, 15:44
 
Blue, Is there anyway to ask the people who run the ads to kill the Flash Popup ads? They are more annoying than a relative that stays too long over the holidays.

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Re: Homestar
Apr 1, 2004, 15:21
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Re: Homestar Apr 1, 2004, 15:21
Apr 1, 2004, 15:21
 
Neither do I. I think it's pretty dumb.

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Re: Homestar
Apr 1, 2004, 15:21
Bronco
 
15.
Re: Homestar Apr 1, 2004, 15:21
Apr 1, 2004, 15:21
 Bronco
 
I just do NOT get HSR...

You are not alone.

I can't give it long enough to get it.



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