"Dear CABA,
Thank you for your thought provoking letter. In addition, thank you for the extra million copies the game has sold, as your grievances have been aired across the nation. With your help, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City has become a hot seller once again.
If there is any way we could further offend you, say between Halloween and Christmas of 2004, please don't hesitate to let us know. The Christmas season is one of our biggest times, and we could use your help.
Thanks again!
Love,
Rockstar."
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