Clark will take the veep job and like it, because he knows that's his ticket to the big seat. There's just no way he can get the nod this time out.
PS Warpig: When Homer wanted to be dumb again...
Moe: (shoving crayon up nose deeper and deeper) All right, tell me when I hit the sweet spot.
Homer: Deeper, you pusillanimous pilsner-pusher.
Moe: All right, all right (hammers in crayon).
Homer: DEFENSE! Huh! Huh! DEFENSE! Huh! Huh!
Moe: Ahhh, that's pretty dumb but a little more...(hammers in crayon all the way)
Homer: Extended warranty? How can I lose?
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
- W. Somerset Maugham
"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
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