It is cold out there. I've literally felt a few witches tits in my time and they certainly weren't remotely this cold.
Bush Moon/Mars Announcement = Unnecessary-trillion dollar- tax-subsidized-distraction from the real issues-gift to himself. See what the IMF has to say about the U.S. economy right now? (http://www.nytimes.com/2004/01/07/politics/07CND-FUND.html)
The last thing American needs right now is to be blowing money on frivolities. The employment numbers came out today. 1000 jobs created in December. 1000. Just a tad off from the 100,000 they were projecting. There's your priority right there. Imagine what a trillion bucks on job creation and education could do? Hell, you can wipe out poverty in the US for 18 billion. Just really shows you where chimpy's priorities are at, doesn't it?
Friends foil home? Curses! Foiled again!
Lottery lawsuit woman is a fraud? Gee, big surprise there.
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
- W. Somerset Maugham
"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
- Stephen Colbert