I one time for a particle joke built a moat at a friends house while he was out of town...ok...so it was a crescent moat, as I did not have time to make a full circle.
The thing is though, I filled it up with water from his hose, and the ground permeated very well, so it took about 3 days to fill up. He loved the joke and thought it was cool, until he got his water bill….sucker! He even put his gold fishes in the moat! It was about 3 feet wide by a foot deep, it rocked. Stupid neighbors complained and he had to fill it in, it violated a whole heap of zoning laws, bloody neighbors!
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields