'Twas the night before christmas,
and all through the 'net
Blue was posting news,
and getting things set.

The lurkers were all tucked,
away in their beds,
while visions of board posts,
danced in their heads.

When out on the message boards,
there arose such a clatter,
Blue jumped from his bed,
to see what was the matter.

The trolls had attacked,
and were filling the board!
Blue grabbed his head,
and yelled, 'Dear Lord!'

The regulars were posting,
trying to keep up,
but the flames were increasing,
all they could yell was, "Shut up!"

Blue grabbed the keyboard,
and started his kicking,
posts were removed,
and the wounds they were licking.

"Off Dan, Off Sinner, off Adler too!
Off DDI, Off Fredster, and the rest of you few!"

As the board became silent,
and the web site became still,
I opened the web window,
and read a small shrill:

"Merry Christmas to all and to you
Merry Christmas to everyone,
Merry Christmas From Blue!"


*Apologizes to any trolls I listed that aren't actual trolls. I needed some names, so grabbed a few that looked like a flame. *

Frij