On C-Z and DNF Release Dates [Dec 18, 2003, 12:52 pm ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
GameStop
is now the second e-tailer to push the release date of Counter-Strike: Condition
Zero back to March 2004. Valve has not given any indications that the game is
delayed to that point, but their expected November 18 release date (story)
for the supposedly gold shooter has come and gone without comment, reminiscent
of the tight-lipped handling of the Half-Life 2 delay (thanks HomeLAN
Fed). Also on HomeLAN
Fed is a report based on this morning's conference call with Take Two
Interactive saying the publisher is passing along indications they have received
from 3D Realms that Duke Nukem Forever is heading for a release in "late
2004 or early 2005." Of course the game's release is entirely in the hands
of 3D Realms, and it's doubtful that their official release date for the game
has changed from their hard-line mantra of "when it's done."
"Sources unnamed sent me this updated picture of Duke:
http://camaro76.web.aplus.net/duke_senior.jpg"
Actually… that photo is from a recent geriatric association survey
which was conducted to visually represent the average age they
expect DNF fans will be when the game is finally released….
Those wanting a visual representation of the physical state in which
those developing the title are expected to be in at time of the release
will need to choose one of the following options;
1: Find a grave at your local cemetery with a date showing the deceased’s
demise at something no younger that 60 years earlier and dig it up, then
open it up and meet whatever is smiling back. This should be an accurate
representation.
2: Purchase a Ouija Board and gather with your other Old Skool gaming
friends to contact the nether world. Although rarely accomplished, you
may be able to convince George and Co. to materialize for visual representation
if you promise to not criticize unmercifully Duke the 3rd which could possibly still
be in development by their great grandchildren.
CAUTION: Option 1: could be illegal depending on your state’s laws regarding
actions generally seen to be in poor taste
http://camaro76.web.aplus.net/duke_senior.jpg"
Actually… that photo is from a recent geriatric association survey
which was conducted to visually represent the average age they
expect DNF fans will be when the game is finally released….
Those wanting a visual representation of the physical state in which
those developing the title are expected to be in at time of the release
will need to choose one of the following options;
1: Find a grave at your local cemetery with a date showing the deceased’s
demise at something no younger that 60 years earlier and dig it up, then
open it up and meet whatever is smiling back. This should be an accurate
representation.
2: Purchase a Ouija Board and gather with your other Old Skool gaming
friends to contact the nether world. Although rarely accomplished, you
may be able to convince George and Co. to materialize for visual representation
if you promise to not criticize unmercifully Duke the 3rd which could possibly still
be in development by their great grandchildren.
CAUTION: Option 1: could be illegal depending on your state’s laws regarding
actions generally seen to be in poor taste
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